My Original Poems ©

These poems were written by me over the past 20 years. I was dumb and idealistic then,
but some of you may find some truth in them. Now I spend my time with esoteric space research, more practical :-).

STANDARD DISCLAIMER: Don't blame me, I'm an idiot.
I was actually considered a "slow learner" in the alien world,
so they sent me here for earth duty....it required less intelligence :-)

Oh yeah, this is copyrighted by me. See the © sign? Copyrights are
strange legal entities. A Writers Guide I have says that something is
copyrighted if the author claims it is. I don't care if you use this stuff,
just put who really authored it somewhwere on the same page.
I admit that I use a Stream of Conciousness writing technique, and you may
see thought fragments from songs, or wherever I may have been exposed to
the thought (TV news and commercials, billboards, etc., but in those cases, the lyrics themselves are my inspiration,
and I honor the authors whoever they may be.

[2uni2]



... why am i writing this stuff?
... probably as a record of my thought processes, so you can compare
them to your own... in order to help you decide whether its ME that is
insane... or is it YOU :-)

[marker]  Feb 05 my first sacreligious Sunday Sermon: Alas Babylon

[marker]  Feb 04 SuperBowl XLVI ... Xtra Large Very Intoxicating

[marker]  Feb 01 I'm just saying... you know, just saying

[marker]  Jan 30 Maynard G. Krebs says: Work is a 4 letter word

[marker]  Jan 26 seeking shelter from the storm

[marker]  Jan 24 I'll trade you a ding-dong for some M&M's

[marker]  Jan 23 life discovered sitting in a chair on earth

[marker]  Jan 22 Sunday Sermon: carrying the weight

[marker]  Jan 18 peek-a-boo, I see you

[marker]  Jan 17 living on the edge, keeps you sharp

[marker]  Jan 16 Happy MLK Day

[marker]  Jan 14 distance to final destination, unknown

[marker]  Jan 13 lucky me, it's Friday the 13th

[marker]  Jan 12 ah, can you see me now?

[marker]  Jan 11 U R what U eat

[marker]  Jan 09 and thats the real story about Palin

[marker]  Jan 08 Another Sunday sermon: stardust memories

[marker]  Jan 06 the great trap one must avoid

[marker]  Jan 02 meet the new year, same as the old year

[marker]  Dec 31 this is spaceship earth

[marker]  Dec 30 the zen of the Higg's Boson

[marker]  Dec 26 the sound of the shore lapping waves

[marker]  Dec 25 the true meaning of Christmas

[marker]  Dec 24 PG5 rating .... no one under 5 should read this

[marker]  Dec 23 random monkey brain activity on the day-before-the-day-before Christmas

[marker]  Dec 22 I just got back from Stonehenge, and here's what's happening

[marker]  Dec 21 the yin and the yang of solstice 2011, deadhorse division

[marker]  Dec 20 that sun is getting low again

[marker]  Dec 19 it ain't exactly rocket science

[marker]  Dec 17 a hot greasy Friday night

[marker]  Dec 15 this will get your daydreams going

[marker]  Dec 14 the Higg's Bozo reveals it's hiding place

[marker]  Dec 12 the dark energy of the mind

[marker]  Dec 09 cold toes ... getting a taste for eggs

[marker]  Dec 07 Remember the Pearl

[marker]  Dec 05 Monday morning: Spilling my monkey brains

[marker]  Dec 02 Your Honor: I submit my revised insanity defense

[marker]  Nov 29 this year's cabin fever is just beginning

[marker]  Nov 27 Sunday Sermon: a happiness haiku

[marker]  Nov 24 a hobo monk's Happy Thanksgiving

[marker]  Nov 22 the manic depressive car mechanic

[marker]  Nov 18 the wise little piggy builds a big cement bunker

[marker]  Nov 15 2B or !2B ? ... the answer is 0,0,0,0

[marker]  Nov 14 can you imagine the luck it took to get here?

[marker]  Nov 13 Another Sunday Sermon: What do we meditate on?

[marker]  Nov 12 studying the luck dragon

[marker]  Nov 11 TGIF, been a rough week, like the end of the world is coming

[marker]  Nov 07 Soul test: do you want the end-times, or not?

[marker]  Nov 05 meet the new paradigm, same as the old paradigm

[marker]  Nov 03 what happens when space physicist turns into poet

[marker]  Oct 31 Happy Halloween to all fellow earth souls

[marker]  Oct 30 the soul and the multiverse

[marker]  Oct 28 what does the world really need ?

[marker]  Oct 27 thoughts from the Dalai Lama, as cold weather sets in

[marker]  Oct 16 what do you think about, all alone in a campsite

[marker]  Aug 07 probably my last post for awhile

[marker]  Jul 11 the psychology of greed and karma

[marker]  Jul 06 Pancho Villa rides again

[marker]  Jul 02 these people really DO want a pound of your flesh

[marker]  Jul 01 I was warned to stay out of Washington

[marker]  Jun 29 I have a beautiful ocean view bridge for sale

[marker]  Jun 25 my self-written 1 line obituary

[marker]  Jun 22 Zen and the Art of Body Maintenance ... by Eve L. Genius

[marker]  Jun 21 the shadows at Stonehenge tell the tale

[marker]  Jun 18 I am more than just a Y chromosome, thanks to my dad

[marker]  Jun 14 No dough? ... Let them eat Twinkies

[marker]  Jun 13 dusting off my old leisure suit

[marker]  Jun 11 ET, come in ET, over and out

[marker]  Jun 09 my rant on the topic of cyber warfare

[marker]  Jun 08 the weatherman knows which way the winds blow

[marker]  Jun 07 Momma said: Don't fall in love with a dreamer. Daddy said: Follow your dream

[marker]  Jun 04 Money can't buy happiness

[marker]  May 31 Witch Doctor to tribe: the chief is unhappy again

[marker]  May 30 I don't work on holidays, another reason I'm unemployed :-)

[marker]  May 29 I'm just tring to get in on the world's oldest profession

[marker]  May 28 happy Memorial Day Weekend from foxhole 42

[marker]  May 27 Smile, :-) you are on Candid Camera

[marker]  May 26 don't think too hard, it makes your head dizzy

[marker]  May 25 I know what it means when the duck quacks

[marker]  May 24 an honest Buddhist's Prophecy of Doom

[marker]  May 23 Khan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marker]  May 23 In my book, 1967 was a very good year

[marker]  May 22 Sunday Sermon #39

[marker]  May 20 the Sourcerer's Apprectice

[marker]  May 19 Sir: would you like a straw with your tube-burger?

[marker]  May 18 Soul Survival Manual for Planet Earth

[marker]  May 16 mommy, what's out there?

[marker]  May 13 it's Friday the 13th

[marker]  May 12 advice my father gave me, I don't know if it applies to women

[marker]  May 11 let's drop the big one and see what happens?

[marker]  May 09 Wanted: Dead or Alive

[marker]  May 07 imagination in the wrong hands is a waste

[marker]  May 06 I shook the wobble out of my shimmy shake

[marker]  May 04 science, religion, and the separation of church and state

[marker]  May 03 is everybody happy?

[marker]  May 02 revenge is even sweeter than ice cream

[marker]  Apr 29 TGIF ... follow the trail of happiness

[marker]  Apr 27 the sky isn't falling ... but ...

[marker]  Apr 26 it's a fact of life, the weak die

[marker]  Apr 24 Easter and regeneration

[marker]  Apr 18 thoughts for a sunny Monday morning

[marker]  Apr 17 is that a pickle in your pocket?

[marker]  Apr 15 TGIF once agin

[marker]  Apr 12 give me some of that salt-free dihydrogen monoxide

[marker]  Apr 10 just idling along on a warm Sunday morning

[marker]  Apr 09 Pandora has wicked claws

[marker]  Apr 08 that Friday morning coffee break

[marker]  Apr 05 thinking is the best way to travel

[marker]  Apr 04 an obvious design criteria for nuclear power

[marker]  Mar 31 man, I'm feeling heavy

[marker]  Mar 30 true grit is nature's Gatoraid

[marker]  Mar 28 sprang, spreng, sprong

[marker]  Mar 27 do you need modification?

[marker]  Mar 25 if I'm spinning so much, how come I'm not dizzy?

[marker]  Mar 22 my first try at Machiavellian politics

[marker]  Mar 21 don't think too hard about this, just enjoy your donut

[marker]  Mar 18 who will get the Peter O'Toole part?

[marker]  Mar 17 NPR is important for national security

[marker]  Mar 16 Don't Stop The Carnival, we need power

[marker]  Mar 15 take me down to 60 feet, and level off

[marker]  Mar 13 twinkle twinkle little star

[marker]  Mar 11 another lonely Friday night in the backwoods

[marker]  Mar 09 the zen of information

[marker]  Mar 04 we are more than just mud, at least for a few years

[marker]  Mar 03 please please God, where is my soulmate?

[marker]  Mar 01 my tachyons need tweaking

[marker]  Feb 24 everything is normal, isn't it?

[marker]  Feb 23 did you say Pizza-dog?

[marker]  Feb 22 hello, am I nuts yet?

[marker]  Feb 21 didn't this guy have a Teddy Bear named after him?

[marker]  Feb 19 a sudden full moon

[marker]  Feb 18 change some of that silicon into silicone

[marker]  Feb 17 the honk of the Cosmic Goose

[marker]  Feb 16 Superman's alarm clock just went off

[marker]  Feb 13 Grapes of Wrath 2.0

[marker]  Feb 11 the urge to Merg

[marker]  Feb 09 thoughts before pruning the blueberry patch

[marker]  Feb 08 the tale of 2 junkyard dogs

[marker]  Feb 07 please fill out your earth-trip satisfaction form

[marker]  Feb 04 Now, I finally understand the movie Blade Runner

[marker]  Feb 03 one bright spot in all the ice and snow

[marker]  Feb 02 how's your third eye vision?

[marker]  Jan 28 bye, bye American Pie, the day the peacock died

[marker]  Jan 25 sometimes the rage just pours out

[marker]  Jan 21 Somewhere, across the Sea, she waits for me

[marker]  Jan 19 life is depressing, when you think about it

[marker]  Jan 17 the anti-entropic life force

[marker]  Jan 16 where is that Rose Garden?

[marker]  Jan 15 a mutual massacre of scapegoats

[marker]  Jan 14 the sound of the universe laughing

[marker]  Jan 11 at least the days are getting longer now

[marker]  Jan 08 a flash of conciousness, bewteen 2 eternal darknesses

[marker]  Jan 07 a hi high haiku

[marker]  Dec 30 can anyone tell me the Time?

[marker]  Dec 26 Thank God, it's A-ok so far

[marker]  Dec 25 Mary Christmas from Walter Mitty

[marker]  Dec 23 bad news for the jet set

[marker]  Dec 21 the darkest day of the year

[marker]  Dec 19 all my spin is inertial

[marker]  Dec 18 new age polite society

[marker]  Dec 17 time marches forward

[marker]  Dec 16 saved by La Nina, man God is good

[marker]  Dec 14 being seduced by the Ice Princess

[marker]  Dec 13 needing warm thoughts as the wolf howls

[marker]  Dec 12 is that a zero or a capital O, a sunday sermon for astrophysicists

[marker]  Dec 10 who r u, who who, who who

[marker]  Dec 09 the pleasure and the pain of cold

[marker]  Dec 08 if you ask, I'll tell

[marker]  Dec 05 I'm sitting, and thats no bull

[marker]  Dec 04 old movies make me think of the meaning of life

[marker]  Dec 03 the mark of the alpha

[marker]  Nov 30 macho people, needed immediately

[marker]  Nov 29 thinking about surviving the winter

[marker]  Nov 28 roll over honey

[marker]  Nov 27 I love you anti

[marker]  Nov 26 on a cold friday rainy night

[marker]  Nov 26 let the materialism commence

[marker]  Nov 25 a modern man's thanksgiving prayer

[marker]  Nov 23 the great inferiority complex

[marker]  Nov 22 those the god's wish to destroy

[marker]  Nov 21 I'm so lonely, I would......

[marker]  Nov 19 modern psychoanalysis probes the human programming model

[marker]  Nov 17 4 the permanently bent

[marker]  Nov 16 a buddhist's political recommendations

[marker]  Nov 14 the heat sucking vampire....winter

[marker]  Nov 02 the big heater in the sky

[marker]  Oct 22 the big spin

[marker]  Oct 20 oh yeah, a full moon is coming

[marker]  Sept 24 break on thru to the other side

[marker]  Sept 23 psychic weather report: been gusty and choppy

[marker]  Sept 22 Its hunting season

[marker]  Sept 21 do the good die young?

[marker]  Aug 25 The Green Egg hatches

[marker]  Jul 25 Now I too, can never go home anymore

[marker]  Apr 22 Deepak's earthquake

[marker]  Apr 20 what loneliness and gas fumes will do to you

[marker]  Apr 19 the zen of suzanne

[marker]  Apr 18 sitting on the dock of the bay, on a sunday morning

[marker]  Apr 17 the zen of spring fever

[marker]  Apr 15 a hockey dream

[marker]  Apr 14 seeing the blue lines

[marker]  Apr 13 Math ee42, for the left brain challenged

[marker]  Apr 12 its monday, getting back to daydreaming

[marker]  Apr 11 sunday sermon, starwars style

[marker]  Apr 08 now for the manic depressive insights

[marker]  Apr 07 thank you Jesus, what an Easter

[marker]  Mar 31 actually, the revolution is being televised

[marker]  Mar 30 the cosmic radio receiver

[marker]  Mar 29 but my feet get real cold up in the mountains

[marker]  Mar 27 memories of michigan summers

[marker]  Mar 26 how studying math drove me crazy

[marker]  Mar 25 the early spring outdoor experience

[marker]  Mar 24 are you loving being in the material world?

[marker]  Mar 23 back to work monday-morning... the nitty gritty of health care

[marker]  Mar 23 a fresh monday-morning daydream

[marker]  Mar 22 Moses vs. Pharoah, the grudge match

[marker]  Mar 21 a soulful sunday

[marker]  Mar 20 one day to think about it

[marker]  Mar 19 the zen of the final 4

[marker]  Mar 17 the hobo dreamhouse

[marker]  Mar 16 i I captain

[marker]  Mar 15 Advanced Behavior Modification 405, Room 42

[marker]  Mar 14 Jonathon Swift Day Care

[marker]  Mar 13 the family yurt salesman

[marker]  Mar 12 the land of the peruvian kings

[marker]  Mar 12 in praise of nature's speed bumps

[marker]  Mar 11 eavesdropping on the gods and goddesses

[marker]  Mar 10 some old Alaska photos

[marker]  Mar 10 last cabin fever entry of the winter

[marker]  Mar 07 a sunday message from the heaven and earth society

[marker]  Mar 05 am i jumping ship, or being thrown overboard?... by the cosmic pirate

[marker]  Mar 04 making the jump to 4-space

[marker]  Mar 03 flying high again, way out past Jupiter

[marker]  Feb 28 don't let the sharks bite

[marker]  Feb 25 New Deal version 2.0

[marker]  Feb 23 the calm after the storm

[marker]  Feb 21 City of God Version 2.0

[marker]  Feb 21 love note to anonymous

[marker]  Feb 18 an olympic haiku

[marker]  Feb 17 what kind of karma is this?

[marker]  Feb 17 the zen of nukes

[marker]  Feb 15 monday monday, can't trust that day

[marker]  Feb 14 a free valentine day mind massage

[marker]  Feb 13 zen of the rapture

[marker]  Feb 12 seeing with your ears

[marker]  Feb 11 the age of kali yuga

[marker]  Feb 10 do da wobble, da ying/yang wobble

[marker]  Feb 9 get your tickets for earth

[marker]  Feb 7 God's SuperBowl selection

[marker]  Feb 6 fairytales again

[marker]  Feb 4 the IMAGINARY i

[marker]  Feb 3 SuperBowl of the Soul, it's us vs. them

[marker]  Feb 2 RSVP: the Donner Dinner Party

[marker]  Feb 1 why girls don't like me

[marker]  Jan 30 ... and no evil shall pass here

[marker]  Jan 28 Wizard U ... Evil 101

[marker]  Jan 27 the karma of eating ice cream

[marker]  Jan 26 Battle of the Titans... God vs. Evolution

[marker]  Jan 24 the hibernating bear dreams of God

[marker]  Jan 23 the zen of the imaginary i

[marker]  Jan 22 counting the sheep

[marker]  Jan 18 the zen of peter pan

[marker]  Jan 17 zen of the momentum goddess

[marker]  Jan 16, the S.S. Creamatoria

[marker]  Jan 14, the zen of voodoo

[marker]  Jan 13, dreaming in the hibernative state

[marker]  Jan 12, the elusive missing link

[marker]  Jan 11, the existential astronaut

[marker]  Jan 11, the zen of an insane moment

[marker]  Jan 10, Sunday Sermon: Avatar2

[marker]  Jan 9, the one thought, that the world will remember you by

[marker]  Jan 7, the zen of suicide bombing

[marker]  Jan 6, captain of my ship

[marker]  Jan 4, the zen of do do i do

[marker]  Jan 3, the zen of a 40th highschool reunion

[marker]  Dec 30, a momentary haiku

[marker]  Dec 30, i use to worry about Malthus, and now it's here

[marker]  Dec 29, overheard at an Ice Cream Eaters Anonymous meeting

[marker]  Dec 28, it's all elementary binary dualities

[marker]  Dec 23, the happiness junkie

[marker]  Dec 21, the zen of a happy solstice

[marker]  Dec 18, life is alot more than counting numbers

[marker]  Dec 17, not even christmas yet .... and i'm already stir crazy

[marker]  Dec 16, the zen of global warming

[marker]  Dec 15, my request for exemption from tiger woods jury duty

[marker]  Dec 12, oh boy, its saturday.... good movies on tv

[marker]  Dec 11, eternity beckons, so i better start thinking about it

[marker]  Dec 10, cold weather will do it to you

[marker]  Dec 9, the infinitely recursive mirror set

[marker]  Dec 8, when it gets cold you need to make heat

[marker]  Dec 6, sunday sermon: the zen of saving humanity

[marker]  Dec 5, overheard at the Hermit Bar last night

[marker]  Dec 3, the ebb and flow modulation of thought space

[marker]  Dec 2, garlic necklaces for sale

[marker]  Nov 25, a hobo's thanksgiving prayer

[marker]  Nov 22, Sunday Sermon: enjoy the moment, but always wonder what if

[marker]  Nov 21, goo goo gah gah

[marker]  Nov 20, watch out for grandma

[marker]  Nov 19, i think i understand now

[marker]  Nov 16, the old altarboy ponders eternity

[marker]  Nov 15, sunday sermon and donuts

[marker]  Nov 14, sock it to me, baby

[marker]  Nov 13, is this against some treaty?

[marker]  Nov 12, what?... me worry?

[marker]  Nov 9, the shaman speaks

[marker]  Nov 8, this is no lie

[marker]  Nov 4, the zen of a depressing morning

[marker]  Nov 3, this kind of seems true to me

[marker]  Nov 2, new age man invents the wheel

[marker]  Nov 2, beyond the thunderdome...Go-Cart v2.0

[marker]  Nov 2, the zen inventor

[marker]  Nov 1, the zen of a soul left out in the cold

[marker]  Oct 31, the zen of getting a charge

[marker]  Oct 30, happy halloween

[marker]  Oct 30, make more mojo

[marker]  Oct 29, a thought from the eternal thread on justice

[marker]  Oct 28, the opiate of the people

[marker]  Oct 28, a squeezze of my universe juice

[marker]  Oct 27, a public service message from Dr. Pangloss

[marker]  Oct 26, dear fearless leader, after health care, please work on this

[marker]  Oct 25, some beautiful synchronicity

[marker]  Oct 24, u want atlantis??... here it is

[marker]  Oct 24, god rolled a good one with me

[marker]  Oct 23, lights, camera, action

[marker]  Oct 22, genetics and the psychosomatic link

[marker]  Oct 21, the gross national happiness

[marker]  Oct 20, the cool breeze

[marker]  Oct 20, its wonderfully cool down here

[marker]  Oct 19, we are vacuum packed

[marker]  Oct 14, 2009 macho men are being selected against

[marker]  Oct 13, 2009 being dynamically stationary

[marker]  Oct 11, 2009 it's starting to get nice and cool

[marker]  Oct 9, 2009 the healing comes

[marker]  Oct 5, 2009 do you still believe in the big lie?

[marker]  Oct 2, 2009 for the record, in case the wild eyed devils run me over

[marker]  Sept 30,2009 why are they so cold?.. and why does it feel so good?

[marker]  Sept 29,2009 suicide is painless .... to think about

[marker]  Sept 28,2009 ... and I touched the face of God

[marker]  Sept 28,2009 I hate these goddam space diapers

[marker]  Sept 27, 2009 another Sunday sermon ... how smart is God?

[marker]  Sept 26, 2009 a persian stream of conciousness

[marker]  Sept 25, 2009 wow, MAD, SAD, and international politics

[marker]  Sept 25, 2009 are you going on the big sexual guilt trip?

[marker]  Sept 25,2009 hows the weather today? valerie?

[marker]  Sept 24,2009 a haiku 4 u, les es trois

[marker]  Sept 23,2009 star wars has the whole princess leiah thing wrong

[marker]  Sept 23,2009 winter camping yoga

[marker]  Sept 22,2009 how fast is your Thought Processing Unit ?

[marker]  Sept 22,2009 bike yoga

[marker]  Sept 21,2009 the super natural world

[marker]  Sept 19,2009 the Intergalactic College of the Universe ... grade 2

[marker]  Sept 18,2009 the public utility health care option

[marker]  Sept 18,2009 the zen of health care, a really paranoid movie

[marker]  Sept 17,2009 the first rule of soul survival

[marker]  Sept 16,2009 the zen of space monsters

[marker]  Sept 15,2009 the zen of the sixth sigma

[marker]  Sept 14,2009 happy birthday to you

[marker]  Sept 10,2009 uh oh, captain, she's gonna blow

[marker]  Sept 9,2009 we all feed, breed, and bleed

[marker]  Sept 8,2009 we are standing on the shoulders of giants

[marker]  Sept 6,2009 winter camping as a yogic path

[marker]  Sept 4,2009 thanks El Nino, keep up the good work

[marker]  Sept 3,2009 uh oh, neutrinos go thru tin foil hats

[marker]  Sept 2,2009 get ready to go over Niagra falls, without a barrel

[marker]  Sept 1,2009 my civic contribution....please don't torture me for it

[marker]  Aug 31,2009 wouldn't it be easier to do it, like in Brave New World?

[marker]  Aug 28,2009 the man who would be king

[marker]  Aug 27,2009 are you feeling depressed?

[marker]  Aug 25,2009 a note to my fantasy friend

[marker]  Aug 24,2009 I figured out why I like music

[marker]  Aug 23,2009 please insert another quarter

[marker]  Aug 22,2009 ...sitting between 2 mirrors with a candle

[marker]  Aug 21,2009 what is enlightenment, anyways?

[marker]  Aug 20,2009 my burning bush

[marker]  Aug 19,2009 the workings of the inner sanctum

[marker]  Aug 18,2009 my report back to God

[marker]  Aug 17,2009 doing hard time on planet earth

[marker]  Aug 16,2009 the real Dream Cruise

[marker]  Aug 11,2009 the zen of psychology

[marker]  Aug 9,2009 my apology to pit bulls

[marker]  Aug 8,2009 I'm thinking in the rain...just thinking in the rain

[marker]  Aug 4,2009 handling funemployment

[marker]  Aug 1,2009 my health care plan

[marker]  July 31,2009 my hipster resume

[marker]  July 30,2009 ying yang life pulsates

[marker]  July 29,2009 Goddess detection 101

[marker]  July 27,2009 You wouldn't hurt your cousin, now would ya?

[marker]  July 22,2009 I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth...

[marker]  July 21,2009 There is only one ultimate God, isn't there?

[marker]  July 20,2009 A simple olive branch to any open minds

[marker]  July 11,2009 Please let me explain your Honor

[marker]  July 9,2009 Tying up loose ends, getting your SOC's on ...the ellipsis

[marker]  July 6,2009 Who R U my eternal love

[marker]  July 5,2009 Easy installation gauranteed...memories of a stormdoor

[marker]  July 4,2009 the corn goddess, stillwater, and me

[marker]  Jun,28,2009 Getting Brain-F*cked ... winners of my Girls of the Month contest for June

[marker]  May,30,2009 The goddess again.....

[marker]  May,13,2009 Immortal Words

[marker]  May,11,2009 God really hates to do this, but.......

[marker]  Apr,22,2009 I always wanted my own religion.

[marker]  Apr,22,2009 In Honor of Earth Day.

[marker]  Apr,21,2009 Eat Heart Healthy.

[marker]  Apr,20,2009 The best workout song....work it off.

[marker]  Apr,20,2009 Why I hate facial makeup.....

[marker]  Apr,20,2009 Kill them all and let God sort them out.

[marker]  Apr,15,2009 Her 15 minutes of fame, will be eternal.

[marker]  Apr,10,2009 Trust

[marker]  Apr,09,2009 Who owns the Universe?....a message from your UFO friends

[marker]  Apr,09,2009 Why I admire dancers and sports players..

[marker]  Apr,06,2009 Why yes my dear, I do have good taste.

[marker]  Apr,06,2009 Joke of the day. Why don't I have a job?

[marker]  Apr,04,2009 The future of transportation.

[marker]  Apr,02,2009 In honor of civilization.

[marker]  Mar,30,2009 Free Beer and Morality

[marker]  Mar,29,2009 Seeing me and Julio down in the schoolyard

[marker]  Mar,28,2009 The forgotten Balance of Nature ... good ole Pit Bulls

[marker]  Mar,27,2009 Don't Sell Your Soul

[marker]  See yourself in a "space"suit

[marker]  Mar,22,2009 A Day in the Life...I need to cool my head (a 3.5 Meg .flv)

[marker]  Mar,22,2009 A Sunday Sermon for the First Day of Spring (In defense of bears)

[marker]  Mar,21,2009 My Last Words

[marker]  Mar,19,2009 Synchronicity II

[marker]  Mar,13,2009 Don't read this..it will make you go crazy!

[marker]  Mar,9,2009 Joe, to Ground Control, over

[marker]  Mar,5,2009 My lost soulmate.

[marker]  Mar,4,2009 Heat as indicator of life.

[marker]  Mar,4,2009 Finally , I figured out Time

[marker]  Mar,2,2009 God suggests I get a wife.

[marker]  Feb,26,2009 God responds to request for anti-gravity

[marker]  Feb,24,2009 Signalling thru Time

[marker]  Feb,23,2009 A Message from Dr. Strangelove

[marker]  Feb,22,2009 Joe's Wedding Vows

[marker]  Feb,21,2009 Joe asks God about his pain.

[marker]  Feb,20,2009 What_if_the Taliban_ruled_the_world?

[marker]  Feb,19,2009 Sometimes I think I'm really screwed.

[marker]  Feb,2009 Remember How Lucky You Are

[marker]  Jan,2009 CandyGram for Mongo

[marker]  LOOKING AT YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYES -- WITH UNFULFILLED LOVE

[marker]  TO EVE CONCERNING PARADISE LOST

[marker]  MANUELA

[marker]  LONLINESS

[marker]  SWIMMING IN THE SUB-NUCLEAR SEA.... AN ANALOGY

[marker]  A WARRIOR'S FATHERLY INSTINCT

[marker]  BIOLOGY

[marker]  ELECTRICITY

[marker]  MATHEMATICS

[marker]  SCIENCE

[marker]  THE MYSTIC

[marker]  HEALTH

[marker]  THE VOYAGE OF SELF-DISCOVERY

[marker]  LAST TIME ON EARTH

[marker]  WE'VE MADE PROGRESS?